[GAME] One sentence story

[Dante]

Time to stir up a bit of activity!

Rule: post one sentence each time to build up a story!

Come on everyone! I will start here... :D


On a world far way, there lived a guy named Mr. Green :mrgreen:

[Dread]

And he had a friend named Dave, wich never played Asherons Call 2 with his friends. :D

[{OOE}Death]

Because MMORPGs are slow and boring.

[Dante]

and so Mr. Green and Dave went off to join the Foreign Legion.

[Kyraath]

And there they found a bunch of midgets that liked to balance things on their head.

[{OOE}Death]

So they started kicking them repeatedly in the nads.

[Malice]

Then the midgets grew angry and loaded thier weapons.

[Dante]

When Dave and Mr. Green saw the midgets pointing their BFG's towards them they performed evasive maneuvers.

[{OOE}Death]

Which worked for a little while then the "Little People" broke out the redeemer.

[Kyraath]

Lucky for Mr. Green and Dave though, their "redeemer" was a piece of crap that they bought from a "pawn shop" and it fell into pieces as soon as they tried to fire it.

[Malice]

When Mr. Green and Dave realized this, they siezed their opportunity and knocked off the things the midgets were balancing on their head; which turned out to kill the midgets.

[Malice]

With the midget problem securely under control, Dave and Mr. Green continued their foreign legion duties by entering a deep sea submarine and heading for the bottom of the ocean.

[Dante]

Excited, Dave tells Mr. Green, "I can't wait to see that Dingle-lock-whopper-bopper you were telling me about down there."