Driving

[D-Bone]

So I feel like stirring the pot a bit this morning. Based on my drive to work this morning, I have to say the following...

Women can't drive.

[Malice]

Hah! I had a shitty drive this morning too. I can usually tell the quality of my day by the drive to work. Its going to be 'GREAT' one!

[Stromgarde]

Hah! I had a shitty drive this morning too. I can usually tell the quality of my day by the drive to work. Its going to be 'GREAT' one!

that must mean mines going to be a shitty day... oh wait it already started to be :D

d-bone, I couldn't agree anymore... I've met 2 women that are good drives... one is my current girlfriend and the other is this girl who used to be my friend :D

course, I really can say the same about guys, but % wise there are more non-shitty men!

[D-Bone]

I would bet the farm that those men drivers who can't drive do not have a penis.

[Aiden]

You guys want to know something...I totally agree about women sucking at driving. Although I have to admit, I KNOW that I don't suck. I think I am the only woman I know who is an exception to the rule. I am not like other women in a lot of ways. For example, I totally kick my husband and his friend's asses at Command and Conquer, Battlefield 2, Ghost Recon, and other such games like Chess and what-not. Secondly, I don't hang out with girls and I don't have any "girlfriends". Mainly because most of the time I've hung out with them, they'll talk about those disgusting things called "babies" and their Blood-Flow of Death, aka: period. Women are also by FAR the most indecisive humans to exist! I know this from experience at work. It takes a man about half of a second to decide what he wants, and it takes a woman about 10 minutes to slim down her options! It seems like the estrogen blocks the logic flowing into their brains. Especially with driving. Here's a man when he goes driving and doesn't quite know the correct route to take: He keeps driving until he figures it out....
Here's what happens to a woman when she's driving and doesn't know the correct route to take: SHE FUCKING STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC FOR 10 MINUTES UNTIL SHE FIGURES IT OUT!!!!
GOD! I can't even count the number of times that has happened to me! Then I have been run off the road TWICE today by a woman talking on her cell phone, completely clueless of the danger she just put ME in!
Oh well...As you guys can tell, I am quite passionate about the subject. Geez...I really went off on a rant. :)

[Dante]

I knew there was a reason you fit in with us so well. ;)

[Lafien]

I can drive preety well :/ Like no wrecks, no near-wrecks, never a single violation....However I completly agree :D

[Maverick]

You guys want to know something...I totally agree about women sucking at driving. Although I have to admit, I KNOW that I don't suck. I think I am the only woman I know who is an exception to the rule. I am not like other women in a lot of ways. For example, I totally kick my husband and his friend's asses at Command and Conquer, Battlefield 2, Ghost Recon, and other such games like Chess and what-not. Secondly, I don't hang out with girls and I don't have any "girlfriends". Mainly because most of the time I've hung out with them, they'll talk about those disgusting things called "babies" and their Blood-Flow of Death, aka: period. Women are also by FAR the most indecisive humans to exist! I know this from experience at work. It takes a man about half of a second to decide what he wants, and it takes a woman about 10 minutes to slim down her options! It seems like the estrogen blocks the logic flowing into their brains. Especially with driving. Here's a man when he goes driving and doesn't quite know the correct route to take: He keeps driving until he figures it out....
Here's what happens to a woman when she's driving and doesn't know the correct route to take: SHE FUCKING STOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC FOR 10 MINUTES UNTIL SHE FIGURES IT OUT!!!!
GOD! I can't even count the number of times that has happened to me! Then I have been run off the road TWICE today by a woman talking on her cell phone, completely clueless of the danger she just put ME in!
Oh well...As you guys can tell, I am quite passionate about the subject. Geez...I really went off on a rant. :)

AMEN!! (or is it AWOMEN now?) haha just kidding. Yes, as a majority (above the 70%) can NOT drive. -- My sister happens to be one of them but my mom is a great driver. ALL my girlfriends except one (that's a lot) could not drive and I'd fear for my life when I went somewhere with them. Most men will drive two-three exits until they figure out they are going the wrong way or just stop and turn around on the ramp. -- if we are lost we use a cell phone, no cell phone? Figure it out. (I ALWAYS know someone who knows every direction in the book per city.) Raleigh? I call Dan. Durham? I call Ben etc. -- I don't mind asking because I have no sense of direction, driving or in life otherwise. I just sort of coast until I get there.

[Lafien]

I just sort of coast until I get there.

You're not helping the Men-are-good-drivers, case :P And alot of girlfriends? Bad job! But if you had the Optimus keyboard...Who would need a girlfriend?

[Maverick]

That's right, all the nagging will save me the time to save up enough money to buy that badass keyboards. And as for the girlfriends, I just have badluck picking them :doh: it seems.

Oh Men are great drivers just, we suck at directions, or at least I do.:D

[Lafien]

Costing is bahd! >:O