D-Bone
Apr 14th '03, 10:55 AM
I saw this on Yahoo News this morning. The site is a bit slow, I think its getting hammered but it's just too funny to pass up.
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
It's got all his best quotes on there, including some of my favorites:
<blockquote>"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."
"Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."</blockquote>
And then of course, there is this gem:
http://www.orderofevisceration.com/images/info-min.gif
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
It's got all his best quotes on there, including some of my favorites:
<blockquote>"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
"We will welcome them with bullets and shoes."
"Listen, this explosion does not frighten us any langer. The cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river. I mean here that over the past two days we managed to shoot down 196 missiles before they hit their target."</blockquote>
And then of course, there is this gem:
http://www.orderofevisceration.com/images/info-min.gif