Office Ninjitsu Techniques

[Malice]

This is my buddy Geoff's blogsite. He came out and gamed with us long ago, doubt any of you will remember. Anyway, he wrote up several techniques on how to get out of doing work and masking your internet behaviors. It's quite hilarious. I know I've engaged in several of them myself.

Have a look.

http://www.theflyingelbow.com/?p=20

[Cheesus]

I've got to be close to my black belt by now. Seven years of having 'pod/cube-mates' has honed my work avoidance skills to a razors edge.

[spawnman]

I've got to be close to my black belt by now. Seven years of having 'pod/cube-mates' has honed my work avoidance skills to a razors edge.

To actually have "work avoidance skills" one must actually have worked at some point in their life.

Loser :roll:

[Cheesus]

If I recall correctly, you didn't even try to pretend you were working.
Worst cube-mate EVER!

I hate you so much
Will you please run off and die
My Haiku owns you

:mrgreen:

[Malice]

If I recall correctly, you didn't even try to pretend you were working.
Worst cube-mate EVER!

I hate you so much
Will you please run off and die
My Haiku owns you

:mrgreen:


God damn you guys are funny! Keep it up!

[Cheesus]

Spawny has no skill
His Haiku is weak as hell
Call in backup bitch

[spawnman]

Cheesus is so gay
He misses me more each day
He is just jealous

Bring it Bitch! :lol:

[Cheesus]

Put the Haiku down
You're going to hurt yourself
Prepare for beat-down