Haiku

[D-Bone]

I saw a Haiku thread over on the WoW forums and I thought we should start one up here for fun. Let those creative juices flow!

Kyraath is a whore
Defending the 2fort flag
I will destroy him

[Dante]

I suck at Haiku
D-bone wants me to write one
Toilets flush all day

[Kyraath]

Here you go:

My flag will not fall
Especially to D-Bone
Come on whore, bring it

:D

[Dante]

That was good Kyraath
You're witty beyond reproach
Let's now hear D-Bone

[D-Bone]

Your tactics are cheap
Turn off your health-bot jackass
You have no honor

[Malice]

Love to translocate
Passed Kyraath's sissy rockets
Death awaits you bitch.

[Dante]

I see a pattern
Let's all gang up on Kyraath
He needs to be sniped

[Kyraath]

though you mock with words
your abilities make you
an easy target

let's see how it feels
when my rockets fly your way
so close to your goal

[D-Bone]

No one else has any haiku to share? It doesn't have to be Kyraath bashing either ya know...

My job sucks big balls
The owner is retarded
Customers are lame

[Dante]

I love my new job
Teachers pay me with candy
now I'm overweight

[Kyraath]

it is all my fault
they were intimidated
by my mocking wit

now bring on some fun
while I sit here in anguish
doing my homework

[Dante]

Kyraath begs for it
His super-ego wants more
Attack him we must

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Haiku's not so bad
I feared I had no rythym
Now this is easy!

[Kyraath]

you know I deserve
all that everyone can give
it makes days happy

which is what I need
during these upcoming weeks
overwhelming work

[spawnman]

Haiku's are for babies :wink:

Here I sit all broken hearted
Thought I craped
But only farted

Bathroom poetry is the best!

[spawnman]

They stucco the walls
To foil my pen
But the shit house poet
Strikes again!

[D-Bone]

Man you suck at Haiku Spawnny! Here's how they should really read...

Here I sit all broken hearted
Thought I craped
But only farted
You sit, broken heart
And though I thought you had crapped
It was a big fart

They stucco the walls
To foil my pen
But the shit house poet
Strikes again!
Your walls are stucco
An attempt to foil your pen
You wrote shit, again!

[spawnman]

Bathroom poetry is not supposed to be a Haiku. It's an art form all on it's own.