Buy your very own pet penguin

[Ghost]

http://www.penguinwarehouse.com

Supposedly you can buy your very own pet penguin. They don't have online ordering yet though. :(

[D-Bone]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/penguins.htm

One of the Q&A's is a dead giveaway:
Q: Can I train my penguin?
A: Of course! Train them well and teach them all the good tricks and amazing mind powers. Someday one of those smart penguins (maybe yours) will become a Jedi penguin, an elite status of wealth, power and strength in the penguin empire.


Nice try Ghost!

[Ghost]

What! No Jedi penguins?!?!? :P