WebDesigner/Client follies

[Dante]

In respect to Dbone and Malices' adventures with in-house computer tech support dealing with customers, here's a site with tons of unbelievable quotes from people who do web design and there 'conversations' with their clients.

http://www.tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm

*Warning* There are ALOT of posts. All of them are fricking hilarious. It still amazes me how clueless people are.

[Kyraath]

Client: "We want a website that can play DVD quality video, but we don't want to use streaming video and the load time must be zero."


woah, this sounds earily like the big bitch boss from when I was working at volt...

[Dante]

"We want a ten thousand item database with pictures of every item, and we can't afford to hire somebody to do the data entry, so we want you to do it.

I love that one!

[Kyraath]

heh yeah, I think that was my old boss also, he used to say stuff like that all the time.

[D-Bone]

DAMMIT! I have actual work to do today..... CURSES!!!!!